hey paisanos

cock ass booty ho
cocks in the ass ur a booty ass ho
cock ass booty ho (uh huh)
cock ass booty ass ho (here we go)
cock ass booty ho (yo)
cocks in the ass ur a booty ass ho (yo)
cock ass booty ho (yo)
cock ass booty ass ho (Mexico)

yo
I'm just sayin what I'm tryin to say
cool breeze on a hot summer day that's
not me but it ain't not me say
call me if u need to get pipe laid
pipe dreams pullin at the seams late
I've seen things to corroborate
I gotta dance I gotta get my head straight
take a princess out on a hot date
you dunno the size of the shit ive seen
polar fuckin opposite of mister clean
best damn plumber just east of west
we're the mario brothers and we dont take checks
listen very closely hear me out
don't flush tampons down ya spout or I'll kill ya (say whaaat)
UH HUH
tell em yoshi

[Yoshi details Mario's crimes in grim detail]

idk w t heck u said my dude but I
feel u indefinitely on a multitude of
levels (yoshi) especially the part where u
said yoshi it really touched my heart (yoshi)
here we go again on our own (yoshi)
toadstools up on my throne (yoshi)
i wish someone throw me a bone i go to
toads one time now he's never home I need
some things special things
some of yall here know what I mean I got
needs I gotta touch the stars we're the
mario brothers and we don't sell cars
listen very closely listen to me if ya
drain's clogged up don't call scapelli or I'll kill ya
and that's a threat

cuz I
lost my mind and it's hard to find
any time ya wanna go for a mustache ride call
1-800-MARIO
offer's not valid in Mexico

that's not enough numbers boah

oh hey Bayou Billy what's up

chicken donkey treasure tool
chicken in the donkey ur a treasure donkey tool (what)
chicken donkey treasure tool
chicken donkey treasure donkey tool
(whatever that means)

stop right there this is my song billy (my song billy)
I can't let it get too willy nilly just
stop turn it around
and now it's time to go under ground

I don't give a f about rocks (no way)
unless they roll but I hate it when my socks (when my socks)
do that it just drives me batty (batshit) I keep it
cool and I roll fat fatties (no homo) 4
20 when I wake in the morn (yay)
420 when I actually mourn (church bell) I get
down on a pipe like I plumb (yknow)
shit ass like a big green thumb (u know what I mean) and I
move it I move it
I don't stop movin til I don't stop moving and I'm
too quick I'm too quick (wahoo)

that never happened and ya mama's a ho
u can't stop what u can't control I
say it once again and i say it befo
don't stress just accept
no frogsuit i just hold my bref and I

scream at the top of my lungs for the feelin of it
look up to the sky and try to see above it

and if you got a problem w that shove it you know where (in the butthole)

jump at the top of my legs for the height it gives me
take flight at the right time ya mighta missed me
and if you got a problem with that kiss me you know where (in the butthole)

I got
dumps (like a truck) like an ice cream truck you're
old news you might be suck I
call (your bluff) your bluff I
see (I see) through I've seen enough I'm
comin in hot like a big a meat loaf flyin
through the hallways like a big meat loaf oh
shit I said meat loaf twice this
ain't the first time I rhymed the same word twice I'm the best
(oh wait I said it 3 times)

fuck yeah (fuck yeah)
fuck yeah (fuck yeah)
lord moustache supreme
that's what they call me
in the hood

(sick gangster breakdown)

GWA HA HA HA HA HA
HEY MARIO FUCK U
I GOT YA GF WHATCHA GONNA DO
YA GONNA CRY LIL BITCH
LIL BITCHNUGGET TAKE THIS

why ya throwin toys bud not cool
we talked about this
gimme back toadstool (NO)
she doesn't like u, she never did
be civilized (NEVER) get it thru ya lid it's
over
SHE UNDERSTANDS ME
ah she might she is a
booty ass ho of the cock ass type but re
gardless ya done fucked up clown
we're the
mario brothers best plumbers around buh bye

I float down
I'm like a dream
thanks lord mustache supreme you're the
best

that's one spicy meatball