I'm Batman but you knew that shit when I
threw that shit into ya skin it stick but you can
handle it right you're a big tough guy and you dont
let a psycho in tights make you cry it's all
right there there's no justifyin scum
scum on the streets always multiplyin dumb
thumb- thumbin it stump yo but you're young you'll
walk again every time you see me come I'm straight

chalkin it but not chalkin it up tik
tokn hits straight walken chris in the
wind who's the real boss in this who's puttin that extra bat sauce on the business
can I get a witness gotham city
shitty rage fits on the streets stayin busy I'm vengeance can u even fuckin cope with soap on a rope I hope so cuz nope and

(I'm Batman) I am the night
and I'll win the fight
I need to wash my tights but
I'm gonna make everything all right cuz I'm
BATMAN
and I'll save the day
puttin bad guys away
did you hear what I say yo
I'm gonna make it all a okay cos I'm
batman

I'm flapjack crap stampin ass bata
rang to ya face like it's a case of spam
cats get a pass can I get an amen
kitty kitty cat is bein bad again and that's a whoopin and I believe in justice
heavy in every way run until it's just us
tie you up tryin to fight its ridiculous
tell me what I wanna know I
know that you're ticklish

and even if u think for a sec about
robbin a bank I'll break ya neck straight clean off
wreck ya take the rest of ya down town
evidence the bat is the baddest around I am the
purple pokey pocket rocket runnin up n gunnin to the beat
do like doobie and I take it to the street
cuz it's a bad fuckin day to be a bad guy
you know what I mean cos I'm


batman and I know where you live
and I know
what you did
I seee you pissin n shidd you know
you can fuckin run but you can't stay hid cos I'm batman
and I watch you sleep
and I watch you eat
I fuckin watch you eat bro
I fuckin watch you eat bro

learn how to chew your food

what you gonna do when I'm in your face
who you gonna screw just to get a taste
who the fuck u playin with messin around tell me
where ya gonna run to ya fuckin clown you got
twenty five seconds til I wreck ya mug drop ya
off the top of this ya m f thug so talk
now and make it quick like nestle bitch don't
test me better make it interesting

I’ll confess to everything just don’t drop me bro,
You promise..... okay, so here goes,
I smuggled a couple snacks into Fellowship of the Ring,
It’s like 3 hours long, so that’s hardly even a thing

I used Limewire to pirate a bunch of tunes,
Got my girl’s netflix, since mine expires soon,
Not disclosing my tips might be fraud, and I guess a lie,
And last time I wet myself, before tonight, was Gym in Jr. High

yknow what just drop me

I'm trashcan I mean pancake dick I flip
flop about like im a circus prick eye
brows I got eye to the brows and I
plow I got thighs by the pound and by the
sound of it your time is up I'm
comin for you baby fuckin your day up like
daylight savings blood on the pavings
better not be hearin bout u misbehaving
fuck mouth fist like a piston
duck south kiss like I missed em
runnin to and fro so you know Im throwin bows I gotta kick em in the scro so they know and then they better think
twice cool as a hot fudge sundae
sittin on a hot tin roof like a cat on a monday and I'm all outta gum

I sit up late at night and wonder what have I become becos i'm
batman
I've seen the void
I avoid the noid
I hoid the boid is the woid
you don't wanna be around when I get annoyd cos i'm batman
and I just might snap
I don't give a single crap
betcha didn't know I could rap
I run around town dressed like a bat cos I'm
BATM A N