Coming to save the day, I am the hero
Climbin' up to the top, starting at zero
La la la la la la, nothing to fear-o
Shooting you in the face like Robert DeNiro

Perseus ain't got jack, I am the man
Hercules ain't got jack, I am the man

you don't even know, this is so easy
I only hope that death won't see me

Ya know, I couldn't help but notice, you, standin' there,
get off my lawn, It's my lawn, shoo, go away,

I got a pair of wings, can't even use 'em
[I made it through the level]

Walkin through the maze right now-icus, I smash
alla these fools and how-icus, don't be
actin' all holier-than-thou-icus, I got
999 in my pockets,

the name's
Pit, you can call me kid icarus, and ah
gotta say I'm gettin really sick a this, and I'm
feelin' in-particular ridiculous I got
wings on my back, serendipitus,

and I
fly through the air like a tuna fish

I'm an
eggplant, man, why you doin this

come on everybody do the eggplant dance
[eggplants on my mind and my mind on eggplants]
come on everybody do the eggplant dance
[paint yourself purple, take off your pants]
wait what

Creepin and a crawlin quite serious, I got a
feelin that I'm feelin delirious, these
bearded mofos ain't nearin' this, I'm gonna
shoot you in the lower posterious,

Will I
ever make it outta this labyrinth, I've never
seen anything so elaborate, if it's
gettin' in my way I'm just stabbin' it, you can't
stop me fool I'm a maverick

and I fly through the air like a halibut
I'm an eggplant man, aw to hell with it

come on everybody do the eggplant dance
[eggplants on my mind and my mind on eggplants]
come on everybody do the eggplant dance
[paint yourself purple, take off your pants]

We are the guardians of sacred things
Twinbellows in the mood for some barbecue wings
Get a haircut and get a real job, Hew
draw's gonna cook you like your name is squab
You're never gonna make it past me, kid, Pan-
dora's in the house and I'm off the grid
You're gonna burn, kid icarus, burn
Me first! Watch and learn...

Twinbellows, you're an odd fellow,
me and my boys turn your face into jell-o
You look like two cats in heat
My 1337 fleet is like skeet skeet skeet
Hewdraw, you're a Hydra gone wrong, I'm jumpin'
rope here, man it's takin' way too long
Pandora, I'll shoot you in the box, you
know I had to say it though, that's how I rock

...and then I won.

I got the wings
and I got the arrows
and I got the shield
but I got the
wings (ha ha) and I'm high as a kite and if you
think I probably won't then you can bet that I might, and if you're
gettin' in my way I'm shootin' arrows of light, I don't know
how exactly that works, but that's all right with me, e-
ventually I'll find my way to mother brain, I mean
Medusa, whatever man it's all the same, and when I
make it to the end of this I'm gettin kissed, Kid
Icarus splittin' up the difference, check it
I'm takin' you down
I've waited far too long
I'm takin' the crown
and I'm puttin' it where it belongs

Hey, why ya gotta be so mean
(what do you want) I'm here for the queen
no games played, make my day (You'll never
take me alive) have it your way,
I'm about to show you what it's like to rock
(I'm about to show you what it's like to rock)
NOOO I'm about to show you what it's like to rock stop
copyin' me you ain't a part of my flock, and I'ma
dodgin and a weavin' like a sparrow, and I'm
hidin' in your blind spot narrow,
one more shot, you'll see what I got, knock
knock (who's there) ARROWS