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Episode 3 [The Chosen One]

from Zelda 3: The Light World [LP] by The Amazing Brando

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Princess Zelda, you’re alive! I can’t believe that you survived with this strange fellow as your guide.
I’m really surprised you made it! Hey, are you guys related? He must be the chosen one for no apparent reason at all.
I saved the Princess. I should be gettin’ some head, but I’m stuck with my dick in my hand,
and a shield in the other instead. But I’m feelin’ good, you know I’m feelin’ all right. (Come on)
Gonna save Hyrule tonight, ‘cos I’m the man. (I kill evil with my really large penis)
Hyrule, I walk through the fields, but it always feels like somebody’s watching me.
I waddle around, I’m the talk of the town. Haunted burial ground. Ghost bee! (omgrunawayohesgonnastingme)
Zelda, I hope you understand that I am the man. God help us.
I’ll face the darkness, the angels hearken! Your face, I’ll fart in. I’m tearin’ apart this land. (Large penis)
Asshole, you don’t even know. I’ll cut off your toe, and then I will laugh at you.
I’m takin’ you down. I’m not messin’ around. Where the hell is the town?
Oh shit, (where’s the map, there it is, gotta find the village) elder... but he’s over there.
I don’t even care. Let’s do this! You cannot scare me. Be more than wary. I omnom fairies.
I’m savin’ the day. Why not? (Large penis)
That broom is not a rake. Your grandma’s gone insane. A bee came and stung me, I ran away.
This kid gave me a net. I chased a guy in red. I’ll fight all these chickens. Oh, shit, I’m dead.
I walk through the village. Something isn’t right. I wonder what’s going on. I’ll read this sign.
Earth angel, earth angel, will you be mine? My darling dear, love you all the time. I’m just a fool.
A fool in love with you. Earth angel, earth angel, the one I adore. Love you forever and evermore.
I’m just a fool. A fool in love with you.

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from Zelda 3: The Light World [LP], released July 15, 2012
Arranged, recorded, and produced by The Amazing BrandO. Instrumentation and Lyrics by The Amazing BrandO.
Additional vocals by Danielle Curavo.
Zelda 3: A Link To The Past OST composed by Koji Kondo.

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