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Castlevania III [LP]

by The Amazing Brando

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Prayer 00:11
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Beginning 00:34
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Clockwork 01:18
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Mad Forest 00:44
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Demon Seed 00:52
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Aquarius 00:37
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Deja Vu 00:29
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Boss Battle 00:27
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Overture 01:10
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Dracula, I'm comin' to your castle. I'monna slay ya. Say ya prayers: I'm on my way. I'm Trevor Belmont. The vampire killa, straight ril dilla. Stompin' around like my name's Godzilla. Fillin' up on hearts, gonna eat my dinner. Got weapons up the wazoo, ain't nobody illa. Name’s Trevor: best Belmont ever. Who the fuck is Simon? Don't get clever. Whip crack, bitch smack to ya mug for ril, and if you think I probably won't you can bet I will an' I'm goin' down to Castlevania. I'monna bury you once and for all. Goin' down to Castlevania. Gonna walk down stairs hope I don't... (Fuck!) Tick tock, rockin' around the block. Knock knock (Who's there?) Trevor Belmont's clock. (ha ha) Nonstop w/ the Medusa Heads: between you and the stairs, I'm totally dead. Now I gotta get me some of that wall meat. Bacteria ain’t gonna stall me. (Oh no!) Oh no, someone get me a nurse. What a horrible night to have a curse. (Here we go now.) I will never quit. Infinite continues. I don't give a shit. Taste my whip, you motherfuckers. Have a crucifix. I'll throw it within you. Who the fuck is this? What a prick! And now he wants to join my party? I guess I'll let him what the fuck whatever. Grant DaNasty, yo, I'm stealin' your jewels. Ghost pirate, got variety I'm breaking the rules. Wall ridin', sky climbin' I'm the king of this game. You ain't got shit on me, I put Spidey to shame. I move twice as fast; I've got twice the guard. I've got pipe that lasts. (...and it's twice as hard.) Good thing my blades don't discriminate. I'm done playin' around, now accept yer fate. I will never quit. (Go and eat a dick) Infinite (Get over here I'll stab you) continues I don't give a shit. (Trevor bringin' it) Taste my whip. (Like you don't even fuckin' know) You motherfuckers! Have a crucifix. (From my bag of tricks) I'll throw it (That's why they call me nasty) within you. You lookin' like an' imp. (Time to take a piss.) I'm so ripped. And now we're gonna crash this party. Don't you know I'm Trevor Belmont? (He'll kill you.) I've got a whip, I've got my crucifix. I could use some Taco Belmont, (He's hungry.) I'm sick of wall meat, I need tacos, bitch! I'm a vampire hunter, brought to life by thunder. Why is that, I wonder? I just go with the flow (I don't even know) I know lots of magic, (Wooo!) not the kind with rabbits. (Awww.) If I see a vampire, I will stab it. Let’s make a break for it this guy is out of control I'm a female, you asshole. Dark metamorphosis! I'm Alucard. I'm Alucard. Bitches. (Awoooo~ x3) My mother never said such a thing! I'm Alucard. (I'm Alucard) I'm Alucard. Bitches don't know about my vampire tricks I've come to put an end to this. I don't play fool, I get through it. You try to stay cool, I straight do it. Flyin' through levels, dishevelin' and revelin'. A devil in the flesh, but I, I'm straight rebellin'. Yellin' irrelevant spells just for the hell of it. I will kill you. You will die now. Farewell ha ha ha ha ha I'm Alucard. (I'm Alucard) I'm Alucard. Bitches. (You would.) (It's going down x5) I will kill your face. Yes I will put you in your place. I'm gonna kill you all. You will fall down this staircase. (How u like it motherfucker?!) I will save the day, and I will make this go away. I'm gonna hit you all in the balls with this "air mace". (motherfucker) Don't you know about the Belmonts? I'm guessin' ya don't. I'm gonna dump my fuckin' holy water down ya throat. Now it's time for you to vanish. Haré esto en Espanish. Now, it's time to rock ya fuckin' socks. Check my transition: Castlevania, that's the name of Dracula's castle. Castlevania, whips are gonna crack in your asshole, bitch. I'm not fuckin' around. Spin yer head around, I'm puttin' you in the ground. Send you back into hell. Nobody's gonna live long enough to tell. Dracula's Curse will be lifted completely. Send me your worst, they will never defeat me 'cause I am the man (Yes I am.) Y'ain't got nothin'. I ain't bluffin'. I am the man. Da fuk [Trevor Belmont, vhat the hell do you vant? Fear me, most sincerely.] Die monster! GTFO bitch! Check out my whip; I won't miss. I got you figured out now. I know without doubt I'll win this. I'll hit ya so hard, I'll hit the back of ya face; make haste and waste you, erase you. Hate you with all of my hate, eradicate you, dig you eight graves Savin' the day and pavin' the way for makin' every single day great. Takin' ya face places. Grazin' away, I ain't here to play games, fukr. I have come to vanquish you forever [Should have used the axes, Trevor.] I am gonna whip you so hard Alucard will feel it. Yeah! I'll fight you an' I'll win. My bloodline'll carry on an' we'll defeat you once again. Man, don't even try to pretend. I transcend you in every sense. Cut the nonsense. I would recommend a pair of depends. Go back where you came from friend. It's time to ascend so you can descend down to eternally spend a lifetime of makin' amends, 'cause I am the wind, and this is the end, fukr I have come to vanquish you forever [Should have used the axes, Trevor.] I am gonna whip you so hard in the nards. Can ya feel this?! (dead)

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released October 31, 2010

Featuring Dac as Grant DaNasty and Danielle Curavo as Syfa

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