Gonna stab you all in the throat.
I will kill your face, you don’t wanna fuck with this shit.
I will throw a vase, and then you will die in one hit.
Zelda, I’m comin’ to the rescue (now that I got a sword and shield lemme)
tell ya, I’m leavin quite a mess too (fight my way to the basement what a fuckin)
hassle, I'll push you off the ledge, dude. (I'm gonna stab you in the fuckin)
asshole. I'm killin all your friends too (I'm gonna kill you, I kill everybody)
I'm on my way, there ain't nothin' to fear. I'll take you far, far away from here.
I've got a plan. I am the man. Don't you worry baby, dry those tears because
I would run a gauntlet, I'd travel through time, I would pull the wrong switch just to call you mine.
I'm gonna hit you with a vase, then i will throw my boomerang.
I'm gonna stab right through your face, gonna put you in your place, gonna save the fuckin’ day.
Zelda (Hm?) will you give me a kiss? (No)
Zelda (Link?) how ya gonna do me like this? (I think there's a chance we might be)
Destined! It's true so just accept it. (Where on Earth did you hear that?)
Hey I got a Question. (Hm?) Is this the right direction? (Yeah, keep goin' and we're almost there)
I'm gonna fight these fuckin' guys (why don't you just leave them alone)
I'm gonna stab them in their eye (please would you just leave them alone)
I'm gonna rip out all their hearts, and I'll rob them and I'll fart in their mouth and break their stuff
(Link you're outta control)
Well excuuuuuuuuuuuse me, Princess Zelda, Who put you in charge? (I'm the Princess..?)
Just do what I tell ya, my penis is large (really large penis)
Help me move this shelf, bitch, before I slap you with my junk. I don't give a goddamn if it's that time of the month,
I didn't ask for this shit. I'm doin the best I can, so shut your mouth or go south because you know I'm the man.
credits
from Zelda 3: The Light World [LP],
released July 15, 2012
Arranged, recorded, and produced by The Amazing BrandO. Instrumentation and Lyrics by The Amazing BrandO.
Additional vocals by Danielle Curavo.
Zelda 3: A Link To The Past OST composed by Koji Kondo.
supported by 50 fans who also own “Episode 2 [Hyrule Castle]”
The golden era of TAOD&B. This is where they mastered their craft, but also... once you reach the peak, what's left to do? Controversy and a horrible falling out, make-up, and final bitter breakup followed. But try to remember the good fun that came from these two. Nova
Inspired by John Carpenter’s 1974 film “Dark Star,” the beautifully moody songs on this LP present a voyage into the unknown. Bandcamp New & Notable Nov 21, 2021