Go around, go around Man, I fuckin' love this town Who's this fuckin' guy? What's that thing, and why? Watch him go, this is wrong But he knows my favorite song Let's all play the song of storms First some wind, then some rain Then, a fuckin' hurricane We're all gonna die, time to say goodbye Holy crap, what the shit I am 12 and what is this We're all gonna die tonight

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We don't need no Castlevania. We don't need no haunted homes. All in all, you're just a man who eats from the wall. Look at all the lonely people. I'm lonely. If you don't eat your meat, you can't have any pudding. Another one bites the dust.

It's time to go to bed It's time to go to sleep now. And it's the day, but I'll pay, and I'll stay for the awe-awesome music. (Enjoy your stay!) I think I'll call my dad. I think I'll call my mom, too. I'm feelin' sad, and I just wanna get me some more ALLIGATOR. OM NOM NOM!

Fat Val Kilmer, fat Val Kilmer om nom pastries, fat Val Kilmer Meatball sandwich, pass the stuffing Fat Val Kilmer, hold the nothing Bring me cupcakes, diet soda, 5 large pizzas, south dakota I want chicken, I want liver, Meow Mix Meow Mix fat Val Kilmer Fat Val Kilmer, fat Val Kilmer, Feed me Seymour, fat Val Kilmer deep fried bacon, cans of gravy 4 live hamsters, Patrick Swayze Believe in yourself, Carl! Believe!

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Coming to save the day, I am the hero Climbin' up to the top, starting at zero La la la la la la, nothing to fear-o Shooting you in the face like Robert DeNiro Perseus ain't got jack, I am the man Hercules ain't got jack, I am the man you don't even know, this is so easy I only hope that death won't see me Ya know, I couldn't help but notice, you, standin' there, get off my lawn, It's my lawn, shoo, go away, I got a pair of wings, can't even use 'em [I made it through the level] Walkin through the maze right now-icus, I smash alla these fools and how-icus, don't be actin' all holier-than-thou-icus, I got 999 in my pockets, the name's Pit, you can call me kid icarus, and ah gotta say I'm gettin really sick a this, and I'm feelin' in-particular ridiculous I got wings on my back, serendipitus, and I fly through the air like a tuna fish I'm an eggplant, man, why you doin this come on everybody do the eggplant dance [eggplants on my mind and my mind on eggplants] come on everybody do the eggplant dance [paint yourself purple, take off your pants] wait what Creepin and a crawlin quite serious, I got a feelin that I'm feelin delirious, these bearded mofos ain't nearin' this, I'm gonna shoot you in the lower posterious, Will I ever make it outta this labyrinth, I've never seen anything so elaborate, if it's gettin' in my way I'm just stabbin' it, you can't stop me fool I'm a maverick and I fly through the air like a halibut I'm an eggplant man, aw to hell with it come on everybody do the eggplant dance [eggplants on my mind and my mind on eggplants] come on everybody do the eggplant dance [paint yourself purple, take off your pants] We are the guardians of sacred things Twinbellows in the mood for some barbecue wings Get a haircut and get a real job, Hew draw's gonna cook you like your name is squab You're never gonna make it past me, kid, Pan- dora's in the house and I'm off the grid You're gonna burn, kid icarus, burn Me first! Watch and learn... Twinbellows, you're an odd fellow, me and my boys turn your face into jell-o You look like two cats in heat My 1337 fleet is like skeet skeet skeet Hewdraw, you're a Hydra gone wrong, I'm jumpin' rope here, man it's takin' way too long Pandora, I'll shoot you in the box, you know I had to say it though, that's how I rock ...and then I won. I got the wings and I got the arrows and I got the shield but I got the wings (ha ha) and I'm high as a kite and if you think I probably won't then you can bet that I might, and if you're gettin' in my way I'm shootin' arrows of light, I don't know how exactly that works, but that's all right with me, e- ventually I'll find my way to mother brain, I mean Medusa, whatever man it's all the same, and when I make it to the end of this I'm gettin kissed, Kid Icarus splittin' up the difference, check it I'm takin' you down I've waited far too long I'm takin' the crown and I'm puttin' it where it belongs Hey, why ya gotta be so mean (what do you want) I'm here for the queen no games played, make my day (You'll never take me alive) have it your way, I'm about to show you what it's like to rock (I'm about to show you what it's like to rock) NOOO I'm about to show you what it's like to rock stop copyin' me you ain't a part of my flock, and I'ma dodgin and a weavin' like a sparrow, and I'm hidin' in your blind spot narrow, one more shot, you'll see what I got, knock knock (who's there) ARROWS

I'm about to show you what it's like to rock and roll all day n all night if ya wanna party better have an invite ask how I feel (how ya feel) I'm all right Icarus Kid but the K is capital I don't play and I don't give a crap at all get jacked in the face take a smackatchyall can't attack me man I'm unattackable and I fly through the air like a mackerel I'm an eggplant man it's unnatural come on everybody do the eggplant dance (the eggplant dance?) the eggplant dance come on everybody do the eggplant dance [eggplants on my mind and my mind on eggplants] Walkin through the maze right now-icus I rock it up and down the block and how-icus u can try n act holier-than-thou-icus I got 999 in my pockets Will I ever make it outta this labyrinth I've neverseen anything so elaborate if it's gettin' in my way I'm just stabbin' it can't stop me I'm just not havin it and I fly through the air like a halibut I'm an eggplant man, aw to hell with it come on everybody do the eggplant dance (the eggplant dance?) the eggplant dance come on everybody do the eggplant dance [eggplants on my mind and my mind on eggplants] -BRIDGE OF ADVENTURE- Creepin and a crawlin quite serious I gotta say I'm kinda feelin delirious ain't nobody think about nearin' this I'm gonna shoot you in the lower posterious So fly you can call me kid icarus and I'm in a little bit of a predicament see I'm feelin' in-particular ridiculous I got wings on my back: serendipitus but I fly through the air like a tuna fish I'm an eggplant man, y u doin' this come on everybody do the eggplant dance (the eggplant dance?) the eggplant dance come on everybody do the eggplant dance [eggplants on my mind and my mind on eggplants]